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U ribarsko misto na jedan naš otok, po kojemu u Split sve druge otoke zovu, samo in numere nadožuntadu (Brač 1, Brač 2….), izgradija se na otvoreno teren za mali balun.

Jušto uz more da se bo‘je friška arja vata, da liti ladnije bude, na zimu da sunce više tepli, a sve je domaći svit sam izgradija o‘pinez iz fonda za škrte, oću reć nerazvijene krajeve, a ovod se misli na škoje.

Ni čistit ne triba jerbo uvik jema rešpira o burina ča sve pomete.

Šaližani, mali teren di moreš i rukomet i košarku igrat, dica o‘skule đinastiku činit, a za potribu jema mista i za fešte, krnjevale, končerte, ribarske večeri i druge monade ka ča su one o‘pulitike.

Vaja spomenit da je to zaozbij jedan puno lipi škoj, štampajedu maje da su repuplika, perfin i žvakalice činu, o drugin delicijama ka ča je vitalac neću ni govorit zaraj oni slabijega štumika.

U cili svit se zna da su uvik bili široki ruku, jedino Škote, one ča veštice nosidu i viski štrukaju, moreš šnjima livelat.

Škoj sa najviše lunbrel

U Imo‘ski jema najvišje mercedesi, u Dugopo‘je se najvišje bambusa popije (to je ka‘ adataješ coca colu u crno vino i ne daš mu gušta da se po kvasini čuje), a na oti škoj jema najvišje lunbrel i stari renoli 4, oni sa krakunon o konobe za minjat brzine.

Dočin se rodiš, na babine ti lunbrelu donesu, a renole su vazimjali po ciloj Dalmaciji za odit u po‘je zanamisto na tovara, ne triba registracija, troši manje od beštije, pet puti više nosi, a more di oćeš pa se ti misli. Perfin je jedan od malega diva i frezu učinija.

I pervi su počeli maslinovo uje mećat u botiljice o‘dva deca, ma za iste pineze.

Spominjen se jedne šonete ka‘ je jednemu s tega škoja partila žena. Govori mu ona mala ča to notaje da mu jošćec falu tri beside.

A meknite onda da prodajen maslinovo uje. Moga je onda meknit i dvi riči jerbo oli kojega drugega uja na škoj jema, a jednu rič dat maloj ka ofertu.

Dobro jema i lavandina uja ma se ono na kućarine miri. Ma vidite li vi koji je to pametan svit, za inženjat se, za uštedit, ne tribaju in numeri na kuće i miritaju jemat i više od jednega ministra.

Vela fešta

Ka‘ Splićani liti na banje dojdu, onda buletu platu, čaša vode i kafa 30 kun, ča si seja u lad još 10 kun, ča si u more uliza još 20 kun, po ure njiova sunca je 20 kun, a skontaš li trajekat, i marendin izajde kada si vijađ u Veneciju učinija.

Na drugu bandu njima je u Split sve mukte: i skula za dicu i karte za vapor i bolnica, po škoja ovod radi, razvicjali su se da perfin i spizu u Split kupuju.

Vratimo se mi na ono igralište, skupija se svit na otvaranje, vela fešta, dva pajera sardel su ispekli, desetak litar bevande učinili i vode je mukte bilo, a za goluzane i terinica suvi smokav.

Ministar, domaći čovik, a za dišpet neću reć koji je, isparla ča je jema i ka‘ je tija svitla užgat, svi su ostali incukani.

Cili teren u mraku, a reflektori u kontra bandu okrenuti i po moru svitlu kada je dan!

Vidi se u dužinu 200 metri, a deboto 50 m o‘kraja moreš svaku stinčicu u more sinjat.

Svit se počeja zlamenovat ča i ni baš užanca na ti škoj, svi glavan vrtu. A koji falimenat, oli ovo kokod furbarije čini?

Za šport i takujin

Inženja se berzo ministar, nije falimenat, neka se dica morbinaju po danu, a noć je za spavat.

Ka‘ su fešte i končerti, ne triba puno svitla, jušto ovo malo rebatajice i šponde od mora, lipje se čovik i ćuti.

Pametnije je reflektore put mora okrenit jerbo će misto onda više liganj, muzgavac i sip uvatit, a onda se i koji obor more zaletit jerbo mala riba velu ribu vuče.

Svit će sebi švoga nać i za šport i za takujin. Obogatit će se kulturni život i žepe napunit.

Misto će ka za fintu ostat u mraku, da svit boje kunja, a s mora će se lipje vidit i brodi će lagje akoštat.

Svi će furešti jahtan dolazit, marina će procvitat. Tako će reflektori o‘baluna za pametniju stvar figurat, misto će iz mraka izvuć, svi će kuntenti bit, s tin da ferale o‘liganj s barki moredu prodat, ofertu zaradit.

Brige jin se, ionako država letriku plaća.

A jopet ka‘ izmiriš s druge bande, sve to jema veze s balunon, jerbo nan je sviman kako okreneš, glava uvik u balun, oli barenko ka balun, mantel buvel.

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U ribarsko misto na jedan naš otok, po kojemu u Split sve druge otoke zovu, samo in numere nadožuntadu (Brač 1, Brač 2….), izgradija se na otvoreno teren za mali balun.

Jušto uz more da se bo‘je friška arja vata, da liti ladnije bude, na zimu da sunce više tepli, a sve je domaći svit sam izgradija o‘pinez iz fonda za škrte, oću reć nerazvijene krajeve, a ovod se misli na škoje.

Ni čistit ne triba jerbo uvik jema rešpira o burina ča sve pomete.

Šaližani, mali teren di moreš i rukomet i košarku igrat, dica o‘skule đinastiku činit, a za potribu jema mista i za fešte, krnjevale, končerte, ribarske večeri i druge monade ka ča su one o‘pulitike.

Vaja spomenit da je to zaozbij jedan puno lipi škoj, štampajedu maje da su repuplika, perfin i žvakalice činu, o drugin delicijama ka ča je vitalac neću ni govorit zaraj oni slabijega štumika.

U cili svit se zna da su uvik bili široki ruku, jedino Škote, one ča veštice nosidu i viski štrukaju, moreš šnjima livelat.

Škoj sa najviše lunbrel

U Imo‘ski jema najvišje mercedesi, u Dugopo‘je se najvišje bambusa popije (to je ka‘ adataješ coca colu u crno vino i ne daš mu gušta da se po kvasini čuje), a na oti škoj jema najvišje lunbrel i stari renoli 4, oni sa krakunon o konobe za minjat brzine.

Dočin se rodiš, na babine ti lunbrelu donesu, a renole su vazimjali po ciloj Dalmaciji za odit u po‘je zanamisto na tovara, ne triba registracija, troši manje od beštije, pet puti više nosi, a more di oćeš pa se ti misli. Perfin je jedan od malega diva i frezu učinija.

I pervi su počeli maslinovo uje mećat u botiljice o‘dva deca, ma za iste pineze.

Spominjen se jedne šonete ka‘ je jednemu s tega škoja partila žena. Govori mu ona mala ča to notaje da mu jošćec falu tri beside.

A meknite onda da prodajen maslinovo uje. Moga je onda meknit i dvi riči jerbo oli kojega drugega uja na škoj jema, a jednu rič dat maloj ka ofertu.

Dobro jema i lavandina uja ma se ono na kućarine miri. Ma vidite li vi koji je to pametan svit, za inženjat se, za uštedit, ne tribaju in numeri na kuće i miritaju jemat i više od jednega ministra.

Vela fešta

Ka‘ Splićani liti na banje dojdu, onda buletu platu, čaša vode i kafa 30 kun, ča si seja u lad još 10 kun, ča si u more uliza još 20 kun, po ure njiova sunca je 20 kun, a skontaš li trajekat, i marendin izajde kada si vijađ u Veneciju učinija.

Na drugu bandu njima je u Split sve mukte: i skula za dicu i karte za vapor i bolnica, po škoja ovod radi, razvicjali su se da perfin i spizu u Split kupuju.

Vratimo se mi na ono igralište, skupija se svit na otvaranje, vela fešta, dva pajera sardel su ispekli, desetak litar bevande učinili i vode je mukte bilo, a za goluzane i terinica suvi smokav.

Ministar, domaći čovik, a za dišpet neću reć koji je, isparla ča je jema i ka‘ je tija svitla užgat, svi su ostali incukani.

Cili teren u mraku, a reflektori u kontra bandu okrenuti i po moru svitlu kada je dan!

Vidi se u dužinu 200 metri, a deboto 50 m o‘kraja moreš svaku stinčicu u more sinjat.

Svit se počeja zlamenovat ča i ni baš užanca na ti škoj, svi glavan vrtu. A koji falimenat, oli ovo kokod furbarije čini?

Za šport i takujin

Inženja se berzo ministar, nije falimenat, neka se dica morbinaju po danu, a noć je za spavat.

Ka‘ su fešte i končerti, ne triba puno svitla, jušto ovo malo rebatajice i šponde od mora, lipje se čovik i ćuti.

Pametnije je reflektore put mora okrenit jerbo će misto onda više liganj, muzgavac i sip uvatit, a onda se i koji obor more zaletit jerbo mala riba velu ribu vuče.

Svit će sebi švoga nać i za šport i za takujin. Obogatit će se kulturni život i žepe napunit.

Misto će ka za fintu ostat u mraku, da svit boje kunja, a s mora će se lipje vidit i brodi će lagje akoštat.

Svi će furešti jahtan dolazit, marina će procvitat. Tako će reflektori o‘baluna za pametniju stvar figurat, misto će iz mraka izvuć, svi će kuntenti bit, s tin da ferale o‘liganj s barki moredu prodat, ofertu zaradit.

Brige jin se, ionako država letriku plaća.

A jopet ka‘ izmiriš s druge bande, sve to jema veze s balunon, jerbo nan je sviman kako okreneš, glava uvik u balun, oli barenko ka balun, mantel buvel.

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MODRA PRIČAKoji je otok najškrtiji? Onaj koji ima nogometni teren sa svitlima okrenutima u more da ribari ne moraju palit ferale

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U ribarsko misto na jedan naš otok, po kojemu u Split sve druge otoke zovu, samo in numere nadožuntadu (Brač 1, Brač 2….), izgradija se na otvoreno teren za mali balun.

Jušto uz more da se bo‘je friška arja vata, da liti ladnije bude, na zimu da sunce više tepli, a sve je domaći svit sam izgradija o‘pinez iz fonda za škrte, oću reć nerazvijene krajeve, a ovod se misli na škoje.

Ni čistit ne triba jerbo uvik jema rešpira o burina ča sve pomete.

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