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Jeste li pronašli salmonelu u jajetu, crve u paprikama, istu ženu u krevetu? Dobro, ovo zadnje je još najgore.
Subota je i zna se što se subotom radi! Vodimo vas i ovog jutra i ovog dana na lapadsku placu da vas izvijestimo čega ima, a čega nema. Da znate vrijedi li doći ili ostati doma i pojesti musaku od jučer. Znate onaj osjećaj kad sretnete nekog na ulici pa ga pitate „Kenova?“, a taj netko vam onda odgovori „A evo“. Tu „prosto-proširenu“ rečenicu, taj dotjerani opis situacije ćemo proširiti – (evo) što smo zatekli na placi. Nije mu muka niti riga, ali zbog silnih agruma, Lapad se ove subote probudio zeleno-žutoj boji. Zeleni ima toliko da bi mi mogli ko' od šale napravit' pristojan catering za sve one kuniće s Lokruma. Namjerno smo napisali „catering“ da ne budemo grezi. Mogli smo napisati i da bi kunići sve to skupa mogli polabati, požderati i... A nećemo sad u detalje!
Pređimo na onaj zeleni dio. Zapravo, to je onaj bolni dio – bar za muškarce. Brokula košta 15 kuna. Eto, nećemo više bez anestezije, znamo da boli. Zatim se tu našla i mrkva (10kn). Zanimljivih oblika na sve strane, mogao bi netko napisati i prigodan katalog pa bi mrkve dobile i vlastitu izložbu. Ionako je danas sve umjetnost. Iako kod paprike nismo naišli na zanimljive oblike možemo reći da su paprika i mrkva u rodu – bar ako se pogleda cijena – 10 kuna. Ne znamo koliko ih volite, ali na štandovima vas tu i tamo čekaju japanske jabuke – kake. Našli smo i smokve, 50 su kuna. Njihovo vrijeme je prošlo pa im je skočila cijena. Isto je i sa ljudima. A sve znate, ne trebamo vam ništa govorit'.
Ova subota je nekako blaga. Iako smo očekivali da će biti sva, rekao bi Junije Palmotić, govnena, ona je na kraju ispala sunčana, svježa i prilično fina. Nekako ko' žena s novom frizurom. Sve znate, ne trebamo vam posebno objašnjavat'.
Ne postoji ton žute i narančaste boje koji se jutros nije pojavio na lapadskoj placi. Rekli bi neki "svaki muto nosi žuto". No, zaslužni za to žutilo su: narančini (15kn), naranče (10kn), lemuni (15kn) i grejp (12-15kn). Nije Hillary Clinton, al' bome da na placi možete naći vašingtonku, naranču vašingtonku. Cijena joj je 12 kuna. Našli smo i dvije vrste lemuna – Lisbon i Meyer. Lisbon je puno krupniji, košta 15 kuna, a odmah se do njega šćućurio Meyer sa svojom cijenom od 12 kuna. Naletili smo i na domaću slatku naranču koja košta 8 kuna. Inače su ove naranče krupne, ali sad su ispale sitnije pa ih zato ima puno više. To bi bila idealna jednadžba života! Jer, nije fer! Stalno se borimo s velikim problemima! Lakše bi nam bilo kada bi imali problemčiće pa bi ih mogli iscijediti ko' slatku naranču i popiti. Nego ovako, stalno s viškom Vitamina B(riga).
Došle su jutros sinjorine na placu pa se hvale novim jesenskim i protukišnim modnim izričajima. Nove čizme, nova jaketa... sve novo, freško iz butige.
Po običaju završavamo sa ponudom cvijećem. Ako imate nekoga koga volite da ga možete razveseliti. I ako imate nekog koga više ne volite isto mu možete pokloniti cvijeće kao sjećanje na minula vremena. Dakle, na placi imate izbor između margarete (15kn) i ruže (3kn). Odaberite prvu dragu osobu pa onda odaberite cvijeće jer ovo prvo je puno, puno teže pronaći. Teže nego salmonelu u jajetu, crve u paprikama i drugu ženu u krevetu.
Jedino fotografije našeg Željka Tutnjevića, njih ćete lako pronaći i nadamo se uživati. Više nego u ovom tekstu.
B. Lucić
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Jeste li pronašli salmonelu u jajetu, crve u paprikama, istu ženu u krevetu? Dobro, ovo zadnje je još najgore.
Subota je i zna se što se subotom radi! Vodimo vas i ovog jutra i ovog dana na lapadsku placu da vas izvijestimo čega ima, a čega nema. Da znate vrijedi li doći ili ostati doma i pojesti musaku od jučer. Znate onaj osjećaj kad sretnete nekog na ulici pa ga pitate „Kenova?“, a taj netko vam onda odgovori „A evo“. Tu „prosto-proširenu“ rečenicu, taj dotjerani opis situacije ćemo proširiti – (evo) što smo zatekli na placi. Nije mu muka niti riga, ali zbog silnih agruma, Lapad se ove subote probudio zeleno-žutoj boji. Zeleni ima toliko da bi mi mogli ko' od šale napravit' pristojan catering za sve one kuniće s Lokruma. Namjerno smo napisali „catering“ da ne budemo grezi. Mogli smo napisati i da bi kunići sve to skupa mogli polabati, požderati i... A nećemo sad u detalje!
Pređimo na onaj zeleni dio. Zapravo, to je onaj bolni dio – bar za muškarce. Brokula košta 15 kuna. Eto, nećemo više bez anestezije, znamo da boli. Zatim se tu našla i mrkva (10kn). Zanimljivih oblika na sve strane, mogao bi netko napisati i prigodan katalog pa bi mrkve dobile i vlastitu izložbu. Ionako je danas sve umjetnost. Iako kod paprike nismo naišli na zanimljive oblike možemo reći da su paprika i mrkva u rodu – bar ako se pogleda cijena – 10 kuna. Ne znamo koliko ih volite, ali na štandovima vas tu i tamo čekaju japanske jabuke – kake. Našli smo i smokve, 50 su kuna. Njihovo vrijeme je prošlo pa im je skočila cijena. Isto je i sa ljudima. A sve znate, ne trebamo vam ništa govorit'.
Ova subota je nekako blaga. Iako smo očekivali da će biti sva, rekao bi Junije Palmotić, govnena, ona je na kraju ispala sunčana, svježa i prilično fina. Nekako ko' žena s novom frizurom. Sve znate, ne trebamo vam posebno objašnjavat'.
Ne postoji ton žute i narančaste boje koji se jutros nije pojavio na lapadskoj placi. Rekli bi neki "svaki muto nosi žuto". No, zaslužni za to žutilo su: narančini (15kn), naranče (10kn), lemuni (15kn) i grejp (12-15kn). Nije Hillary Clinton, al' bome da na placi možete naći vašingtonku, naranču vašingtonku. Cijena joj je 12 kuna. Našli smo i dvije vrste lemuna – Lisbon i Meyer. Lisbon je puno krupniji, košta 15 kuna, a odmah se do njega šćućurio Meyer sa svojom cijenom od 12 kuna. Naletili smo i na domaću slatku naranču koja košta 8 kuna. Inače su ove naranče krupne, ali sad su ispale sitnije pa ih zato ima puno više. To bi bila idealna jednadžba života! Jer, nije fer! Stalno se borimo s velikim problemima! Lakše bi nam bilo kada bi imali problemčiće pa bi ih mogli iscijediti ko' slatku naranču i popiti. Nego ovako, stalno s viškom Vitamina B(riga).
Došle su jutros sinjorine na placu pa se hvale novim jesenskim i protukišnim modnim izričajima. Nove čizme, nova jaketa... sve novo, freško iz butige.
Po običaju završavamo sa ponudom cvijećem. Ako imate nekoga koga volite da ga možete razveseliti. I ako imate nekog koga više ne volite isto mu možete pokloniti cvijeće kao sjećanje na minula vremena. Dakle, na placi imate izbor između margarete (15kn) i ruže (3kn). Odaberite prvu dragu osobu pa onda odaberite cvijeće jer ovo prvo je puno, puno teže pronaći. Teže nego salmonelu u jajetu, crve u paprikama i drugu ženu u krevetu.
Jedino fotografije našeg Željka Tutnjevića, njih ćete lako pronaći i nadamo se uživati. Više nego u ovom tekstu.
B. Lucić
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